From the Desk of That Virgin Cowboy

I’m not a cattleman.
I’m not a chef.
I’m not even sure what I’m doing.

But I do know this:
I’m not spending the next 40 years as a corporate dickwad, trapped in a cubicle, microwaving bland chicken and pretending life is fulfilling.

Virgins Cattle Co. started as a joke—something dumb to say while grilling meat and romanticizing the ranch I don’t own.
But it turned into something real.

This brand is for guys who live for weekends, daydream about land they can’t afford, and use humor like it’s seasoning.
For the ones who think a good steak, a little silence, and a lot of sarcasm might just fix most things.

We believe in dry rubs, medium rare steaks, and making her dad respect you before she does.
We like it pink and juicy in the center—because our parents raised us right.
And yeah, nobody beats our meats.

I wanted to make gear that feels good, fits better, and says what you’re thinking—before HR can stop you.

Virgins Cattle Co. isn’t just apparel.
It’s a personality flaw—stitched into every tee, hoodie, and sticker.

So throw on your boots, pull out your meat, and fire up the heat.
You’re one of us now.

– That Virgin Cowboy
@ThatVirginCowboy