


Nobody Beats Our Meats
Shop the gear that smells like steak and bad decisions
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8 Second Finisher T-Shirt
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Champion Roper T-Shirt
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It's All Pink T-Shirt
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Virgins Cattle Co. Longhorn T-Shirt
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What Are You Here For?
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We're Not Just a Brand. We're Cowpokes at Heart.
Virgins Cattle Co. is for men who know the truth:
Nobody beats our meats—because we’ve got the best.
We like it pink and juicy in the center, because our parents raised us right.
Our logo ain't just for show—it's what makes us Virgins.
This gear’s built for the kind of guy who says “medium rare” and means it.
The Boys Are Talkin’
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“Wore the hoodie to a family cookout. Left with my cousin's number and a grilled ribeye.”
— Class V Grill Threat
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“Nobody’s beating my meat now. Not even me.”
— Certified Virgin Cowboy
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“Wore the hoodie once. She called me daddy. Her dad did too.”
— Medium Rare Menace